forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together